Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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