I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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