Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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