We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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