omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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