gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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