it glows. i had to have it.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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