I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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