Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
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we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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