i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It's never too late to be topless.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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