i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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