Dual....:-)
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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