Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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