She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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