i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The power of my boobs compel you
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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