kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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