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this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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