put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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