Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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