I need to stop coming to work sober
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
