how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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