I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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