Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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