I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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