wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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