If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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