Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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