Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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