I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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