Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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