He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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