what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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