I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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