honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
