"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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