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my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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