Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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