I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize