All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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