The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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