I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just puked most of my soul out..
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