The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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