My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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