Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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