Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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