he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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