a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Randomize