i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I need a burrito and a hug.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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