NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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