problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
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Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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