i may or may not be watching the land before time
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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