i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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