You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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