Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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